thefinaljedi | 21st Transmission [Video/Written/Action] (Forward Dated to March 17)

[Well it's about that time of year, when the weather begins to shift and it's beginning to get to the point where cultivating and preparing to for planting season is becoming a necessity. And to get all this started, Luke needs your help. He opens up the journal and smiles at the camera.]

Good afternoon Luceti,

For those of you that don't know me, my name is Luke Skywalker. For the last couple of years I've been tending to some of the farmlands outside the village, trying to build up emergency stores as well as bringing a bit of self-sufficiency to the enclosure. And as some of you may know, within the last year both Nami and Applejack have both departed, leaving the orchards near the farmland untended. I've been tending to them as best I can, but the vast majority of the help I had with the work has also returned home.

In the interest of better utilizing the space I'd like to request the help of anyone willing to volunteer their time with a bit of manual labor. I'm afraid it's simply not going to be possible to manage it all by myself, and any help would be greatly appreciated. It's beginning to near the planting season, after all. I'm happy to offer whatever services I can provide in exchange.

[There's a pause, and he seems to look somewhere off camera.]

On a related note, if there's anyone who knows anything about building irrigation systems, I'd appreciate any advice.

Thank you for your time, and may the Force be with you all.

[Shutting off the feed, he sends out two private messages.]

Written, Filtered to Loki
Loki, I know this is much less interesting than musical theater and cookies, but I was hoping I could get your help with a bit of magical work on the farm.

Written, Filtered to Trafalgar Law
Law, I figure we should probably revisit some of those supply caches and check on them. Possibly restock and take care of a few other things down that vein.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Yeah, fine I can help out with the labor and such, but you must provide me with a straw hat, and overalls. Also, after the planting is done, we go on a mission.

[It needed to happen. If it took being a farmer for a bit, that was fine.]

A...straw hat? Like Luffy's? Or is there some other kind you want?

[Yes, he's taking that seriously. Deadpan for Deadpool.]

Yeah a straw hat. I don't know what a showering device has to do with straw hats though. I'd rather it not get easily suds up and such.

[He scratches his head. Maybe some kind of intergalactic reference he didn't know?]

Oh, just someone I used to know. He wore a straw hat, went by Luffy.

Weird to have a name after a shower tool, don't you think?

I mean I go by a strange enough alias, but it makes sense in context.

What does Deadpool mean anyway?

It's a form of a betting pool.

Ah. Well are you a losing bet, or a sure one?

More of an in person kind of story to be honest.

[Didn't particularly feel like sharing his backstory with everyone]

Fair enough. Want to hit the shops and see about that outfit?

Sounds like a plan, pawdner. Oooo oooo, are we going to sing make over make over, make over make over, MAKE OVER!

[ooc- Like this]

You can. I think I may pass on that one.

[OH DEADPOOL...]

If I just sing it myself that just ruins the entire point of the song. I mean, I'll just seem like a jackass.

[A pause for a moment followed by a finger point]

And don't leap on that one, farm boy.

Sure, sure.

[He grins, repressing a laugh at least.]

Alright, let's get some farmer stuff then. See you at the item store soonish?

[He'll just cross his arms a little and just roll with it]

Yep. Sounds good.

[And Deadpool will find Luke waiting just inside the shop a few minutes later.]

[He gives a wave, wings sort of extending outwards as he does so]

Alright farm boy, let's make me into a hick.

[Luke offers a salute back.]

I think we can manage that. I saw some raggedy looking overalls right over there.

Does that mean what I think you mean?

[Makeover time!]

It does. Let's get you suited up.

[He heads over to a section of clothes that would probably be suitable for a general store circa 1930. Overalls, straw hats, the works.]

This what you had in mind?

I think its more hicked down would be the accurate term. Suited up would imply I'm getting some fancy brand clothes. A nice sport jacket and the like.

[He waves a hand in a sort of fifty-fifty way]

Kinda sorta. The overalls are alright. For the hat I was thinking something a little different. Little more flashy.

[Luke's...just not gonna touch that, and he'll move on to the hat section.]

Flashy? What, do you want a feather in it or something? I don't really know how you can make a straw hat more...flashy.

It needs to be about 50% cooler.

[Not all a helpful description]

That hat says I am a regular farmer, where my hat should say I am a badass farmer.

So, what would you say would make it more...badass? A belt of bullets around it?

That is certainly a start, maybe a different colour too.

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