21st Transmission [Video/Written/Action] (Forward Dated to March 17)

[thefinaljedi]

[Well it's about that time of year, when the weather begins to shift and it's beginning to get to the point where cultivating and preparing to for planting season is becoming a necessity. And to get all this started, Luke needs your help. He opens up the journal and smiles at the camera.]

Good afternoon Luceti,

For those of you that don't know me, my name is Luke Skywalker. For the last couple of years I've been tending to some of the farmlands outside the village, trying to build up emergency stores as well as bringing a bit of self-sufficiency to the enclosure. And as some of you may know, within the last year both Nami and Applejack have both departed, leaving the orchards near the farmland untended. I've been tending to them as best I can, but the vast majority of the help I had with the work has also returned home.

In the interest of better utilizing the space I'd like to request the help of anyone willing to volunteer their time with a bit of manual labor. I'm afraid it's simply not going to be possible to manage it all by myself, and any help would be greatly appreciated. It's beginning to near the planting season, after all. I'm happy to offer whatever services I can provide in exchange.

[There's a pause, and he seems to look somewhere off camera.]

On a related note, if there's anyone who knows anything about building irrigation systems, I'd appreciate any advice.

Thank you for your time, and may the Force be with you all.

[Shutting off the feed, he sends out two private messages.]


Written, Filtered to Loki
Loki, I know this is much less interesting than musical theater and cookies, but I was hoping I could get your help with a bit of magical work on the farm.



Written, Filtered to Trafalgar Law
Law, I figure we should probably revisit some of those supply caches and check on them. Possibly restock and take care of a few other things down that vein.

Comments

Or in tears

[thefinaljedi]

That isn't really the Jedi way.

[That's his excuse, anyway.]

Or in dresses

[the_dead_pool2]

Well, you are the leader of the Jedi order currently are you not?

[You kind of get a say in how things are done]

You can dress how you want, I mean freedom to put on whatever you think feels comfortable and looks good.

[thefinaljedi]

I am. However, there are reasons we dress this way.

[the_dead_pool2]

So you can put your lightsabers on there, and go is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[thefinaljedi]

No. [What...even?] It's to promote a sense of austerity. A Jedi should not dress ostentatiously. We are servants of the people, our job is to be peacekeepers, and the image we project is important.

[the_dead_pool2]

So, you wear bathrobes to show people you are dedicated to lazing about? I mean I grant you comfort is great. Seems to me that you should make yourself a little more visible if you want to be servants of the people. Maybe go for something a little less hippy, a little more ordered.

[thefinaljedi]

[Luke sticks out his arm, letting some of the cloth hang loose.]

Comfortable? Hardly. And, the Order is small right now. Less than five masters, only ten or so knights, and less than twenty apprentices. We don't want the attention yet.

[the_dead_pool2]

Don't you have a bit of funding or something? Get something that is a little more comfortable dude. I mean how does that recruitment speech go... Hey there, you have cool powers, want to chill with us and wear uncomfortable robes and sit for awhile?

Not going to get many recruits with that. Now a comfortable, pimping robe? That'll draw them in.

[thefinaljedi]

[Luke gives Deadpool a wan smile. It wasn't something he intended to do, but then...explaining it all to someone as addled as Deadpool might be hard.]

I'll take it under advisement.

[the_dead_pool2]

[He does a backhand wave in his direction]

Yeah yeah, just saying you could probably get more recruits with like pie or something.

[thefinaljedi]

Well, pie isn't clothing. And it's something I do intend to introduce when I find a way home.

[the_dead_pool2]

You guys don't have pies?

[Seriously that is awful]

[thefinaljedi]

Nope, unless it's from somewhere I don't know. Aang introduced me to them my first spring here.

[With a pie to the face.]

[the_dead_pool2]

You poor deprived man. Lacking pies. They are a hallmark of deliciousness.

[thefinaljedi]

I'm finding that out now. But then there's plenty of stuff Earthlings miss out on too.

[the_dead_pool2]

Not in food, pal. I've traveled my own galaxy a ways, and you can't beat Earth for variety and deliciousness of food.

[thefinaljedi]

I've had some good things from Earth, certainly. But a lot of it just isn't what I'm used to. Different palates, you know.