17th Transmission: Luke Looks Like A Lady [Action/Voice]

[thefinaljedi]

[It's been a little over a week since the droids grabbed him quietly in his sleep, and now Luke finds himself deposited neatly in a heap next to the fountain. Getting up, he scrubs his face with his hands and shakes his head dazedly. Something...doesn't feel right, and it definitely had something to do with...whatever the Malnosso had done.

After a moment, he braces himself and peers into his reflection the fountain...and finds herself looking back. His lips purse into a line and he groans. The Malnosso, it seems, have an odd sense of humor. At least it was just him in his head this time, though. He's not sure he could've handled sharing his mind with another, not after dealing with Master Sunrider the previous summer.

So, as calmly as he can, face still a tight line, Luke makes his way into one of the clothing shops to find something more appropriate than the thin New Feather dress.

Later on...he'll put out a broadcast, in a decidedly mild, feminine voice.]

Voice:

Good Afternoon. It's Luke. I've been returned to the village. It seems the Malnosso's sense of humor hasn't gotten any less bizarre. They've apparently replaced all of my clothes, as well. If anyone happens across my blaster, or any of my robes or hydrospanners, could you please let me know? They've all got my name marked on them somewhere.

Voice, Filtered to Ami Mizuno 100%:

Ami, I'm afraid I'm going to need your help with something, when you have a free moment.


["Luke" spends the remainder of the afternoon wandering around the village looking for his things that the Malnosso have ever so kindly hidden from him. He'll be in nearly every shop, but specifically the flower shop to pick up a late White Day gift for a certain someone. Later in the day he'll be up at the farm checking on Hamal and the orchard. And later on, too tired to really care to cook, Luke'll be at Seventh Heaven for a meal and Good Spirits for...copious amounts of hot chocolate.]

(OOC: Luke's kidnapping effect is a genderswap, and because I'm cheeky he looks remarkably like his twin sister Leia Organa Solo. Still the same Luke, though. Replies will come from anotherskywalker If you want to have your character find some object of his, feel free. All I ask is that the blaster get returned without incident.)

Comments

[universal_charm]

_{[ He gave him another grin as he rifled through for another pair of pants, because choosing just one was silly. ]}

Well, if helps, you have the legs to pull it off.

[anotherskywalker]

Kirk.

[Luke gave his friend a sardonic smile]

This is my sister's body...[weird to say...] My married-with-three-kids sister.

[universal_charm]

And she has done a wonderful job at keeping in shape. And you can tell her that comes from me personally.

_{[ His grin only widened, pulling out a pair of darker pants for the other, tossing them over. ]}

[anotherskywalker]

You do know she's a Jedi as well, and she'd probably turn you inside out for saying half of that.

[He sighed]

Thank you though. Nerf herder.

[universal_charm]

Oh, not all the way inside out. Aren't there rules against the Jedi rules anyways? I'm pretty sure she'll stick to slapping me.

<sub>[ His check was lovingly imprinted with more than one, trust him.

He laughed at the name, arching a brow. ]</sub>

Nerf herder? Do I even want to know?

[anotherskywalker]

She's got her father's temper...you never know.

And it's how Alderaanians say...I believe the term is "pig."

that last tag is proof of why i should not tag when I am halfway asleep

[universal_charm]

I feel like that mean more if I knew who your father was.

Oh. Well, I've been called a lot worse. Now go and try those on, or do you want to keep walking around in that outfit?

[anotherskywalker]

There is a series of films called Star Wars. Watch them and you'll understand.

[Because seriously]

Right.

[He'll go do just that, coming out in black, mostly.]

[universal_charm]

Oh, really? Okay, I'll see if I can't find a way to watch them. I guess that's your version of my whole 'Star Trek' thing?

_{[ He waited for the other to come out, giving 'her' a critical once over. ]}

Do you really want to be totally monochrome? Is that a Jedi rule?

[anotherskywalker]

I can lend them to you. And yea, it is. Apparently their some sort of Earth phenomenon.

Well, it's easier than wearing that uniform Spock wears.

[universal_charm]

Oh sweet, movie weekend for me. And I'm starting to get that. It's weird having fanboys and have them know things about me.

Hey, I like our Star Fleet uniforms. They're fetching.

[anotherskywalker]

Come by the house with me then, I'll give you the movies.

[He shrugs]

They seem to clash, and they are rather garish compared to Jedi robes.

[universal_charm]

Oh, already asking me home. That's a bit quick, isn't it?

_{[ He scoffed, putting on a mockingly offended face. ]}

The uniforms of Star Fleet are not garish!

[anotherskywalker]

No, you won't be coming closer than the front porch.

[He chuckles]

All that gold and blue certainly looks odd compared to Republic uniforms.

[universal_charm]

Ah, I see, you like to take things slow. I can respect that.

_{[ His grin suggests he is still teasing, enjoying the chance whilst he has it. ]}

It helps designate what division you're in. It would be weird with the Republic if they all dress like you - how can you tell ranks apart?

[anotherskywalker]

[Luke shrugs]

I'm not in the military at the moment. I am a general, but I'm currently on early retirement. Uniforms have knots of rank, though. They're also muted colors for camouflage.

[universal_charm]

Oh, I guess that makes sense. In space, camo doesn't really do much good, and colors are easier to identify at a distance on board the ships.

[anotherskywalker]

Well, in space we wear bright colors too. My flight uniform is bright orange.

[universal_charm]

So, like a traffic cone?

[anotherskywalker]

A what?

[Those don't exist in the universe with speeders]

[universal_charm]

A traffic cone. You know, a big orange cone they use to direct traffic when they want to close lanes or something. It's... bright orange... and a cone.

[anotherskywalker]

Oh, we...don't use those. We have Repulsor Buoys.

[universal_charm]

Repulsor Buoys. Are they orange?

[anotherskywalker]

Yea. But not cones

[universal_charm]

So basically your version of a traffic cone. Cool. Probably more effective than ours - they just get run over, poor things. All they were doing was directing traffic, never hurt anyone.