Closer. Still needs to be about twenty percent cooler.
[Deadpool has a glance through the hats]
Oh, yeah. How I got the name Deadpool.
[He sort of strolls about the hats]
So I was dying of terminal cancer, had about 36 tumors. I was in special forces at the time. After finishing a mission I just started vommiting and passed out. Anyway, a man came to me and said they were working on an experimental cure, but I'd have to sign some paperwork and such.
[He picks up a black hat]
Black works for colour, by the way.
[He twirls it around and just sort of tosses it]
So, me being quite literally on death's door, sign the paperwork. I get sent to this facility, top secret, far up North. They inject me with a bunch of things, cut me open, the works. They were trying to recreate a super soldier, same one who is here, Steve Rogers. Hell, they've been trying to recreate that formula for years. These ones had a slightly different idea, and were planning to make someone who could heal from anything, and basically wreak havoc.
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[Deadpool has a glance through the hats]
Oh, yeah. How I got the name Deadpool.
[He sort of strolls about the hats]
So I was dying of terminal cancer, had about 36 tumors. I was in special forces at the time. After finishing a mission I just started vommiting and passed out. Anyway, a man came to me and said they were working on an experimental cure, but I'd have to sign some paperwork and such.
[He picks up a black hat]
Black works for colour, by the way.
[He twirls it around and just sort of tosses it]
So, me being quite literally on death's door, sign the paperwork. I get sent to this facility, top secret, far up North. They inject me with a bunch of things, cut me open, the works. They were trying to recreate a super soldier, same one who is here, Steve Rogers. Hell, they've been trying to recreate that formula for years. These ones had a slightly different idea, and were planning to make someone who could heal from anything, and basically wreak havoc.
[He strums his finger along as he walks]